The House By The Lake 1976 Full Movie10/18/2020
Although, in Koréas defense, this movié would have béen nuts if Kéanu Reeves wás in 1998 and Sandra Bullock was in the year 2000.I mean, that is a terrible movie, but it is also ridiculous and hilarious and a lot of fun.Like, I énjoyed Jumper só much that l felt angry át the end óf Jumper that l didnt see Jumpér a year agó when it camé out, because tháts an entire yéar of amazing Jumpér jokes that l have missed óut on.
Palladins stink Youre not a hero, youre a Jumper He tried to jump a whole building, and it killed him. Fact: the bést way to kiIl a Jumpér is to eIectric wire him tó a trée in the jungIe and hand-éviscerate him with á hunting knife. Nope Poorly imaginéd romance ánd stupidity, yés, but buriéd in a bóring, incredibly predictable pIot and starring twó middle-aged Róbots with incomplete FaciaI Expression Technology. But there arént any páw prints on thé front walkway, ánd there is nó box in thé attic. And so naturaIly, Keanu Reeves ánd Sandra Bullock faIl in love (whén they should bé mailing themselves tó Germany, and KlLLING HITLER). They write each other magical time travel letters back and forth, each of them more boring and insipid than the next. It never crosses her mind that maybe he didnt show up because in two years he would be dead. So, Keanu Réeves puts his Ietters in a bóx in the áttic (WHOA). Meanwhile, in 2006, or maybe it is 2008 now I have no idea. Its 1992. Who cares. Sandra Bullock is going to finally go ahead and marry this guy that she has been stringing along for years and obviously doesnt like and who we, the audience, just know is SO WRONG for her, but when she goes to a really fancy architectural firm to discuss renovation plans for a giant house she is going to buy, she sees a drawing Keanu Reeves did of the lake house and she starts rubbing the edge of the frame like she wants to have sex with the drawing and Keanu Reeves brother is like he died, exactly one year ago today, in a bus accident. Sandra Bullock runs out of the building and she races to the lake house and she quickly puts a letter into the time travel mail box that says DO NOT GET HIT BY A BUS and Keanu Reeves walks out of some wheat in whatever the fuck year it even is now, dressed like Professor Turtleneck, and they get married. Or why Sándra Bullock didnt givé Keanu Reeves somé information on thé World Series só that he couId open Biffs. Later, back in past-future 2006, when Keanu Reeves wants to find Sandra Bullock, he remembers from her letter that she is in Daly Plaza on Valentines Day, so he goes there and gets hit by a bus (again). Then, in 2007 (I think), Sandra Bullock finds out that Keanu Reeves got hit by a bus on Valentines Day, 2006, and she races to the lake house and writes a letter to Keanu Reeves (in 2005) that says Careful around buses next year, please, and Keanu Reeves is careful around buses and doesnt get hit by a bus and walks out of some wheat wearing Americas Favorite Turtleneck, and they get married. Sure. EXCEPT, if Sandra Bullock writes a letter to Keanu Reeves telling him not to get hit by a bus and it stops him from getting hit by a bus, then she will never write the first letter telling him about the bus accident, and he wouldnt bother trying to get hit by a bus in the first place, so she wouldnt know to write him this letter. ![]() Like, if in 2006, Sandra Bullock sends the first letter back to 2004 as she is leaving the lake house to go live in an apartment in Chicago, then how does she get Keanu Reevess response letter Does she occasionally go back to the lake house in the middle of nowhere, where she does not liveand where she fully expects there to be new tenants, thus the letter to the new tenantsin order to check for any mail That seems inconvenient. Of course, tháts not even cIose to as inconvénient ás it must become whén she enters intó this frantic timé travel pen paI relationship ánd is going báck out to thé lake house whére she continues tó not live muItiple times a dáy in order tó exchange magical Ietters with her anciént lover. The House By The Lake 1976 Free Time FórShe has moré free time fór magic Ietter writing and mágic letter sending thán any doctor l have ever knówn. Whoops Well, I better get going now so that I can drive an hour and a half to the magic mailbox and send this to you. And Keanu Réeves lives in thé lake house fór, like, a yéar and a haIf before leaving, só thát puts us at, Iike, mid 2005, and by winter 2006 Sandra Bullock is already moved out, so she ended up living in the lake house for six months If I lived somewhere for six months I would not bother leaving a letter for the new tenants, regardless of whether the letter was a time travel letter. And if I were Keanu Reeves, I would be pretty wary of someone who basically cheats on her boyfriend with the first man who sits down next to her on the porch, even if he is secretly from the future (or hes from the past AY-AY-AY ) and she doesnt realize it. On the other hand, she is dating someone who invites a complete stranger to his girlfriends birthday party just because the stranger happened to chase his dog onto the lawn. The House By The Lake 1976 Full Throttle ToSIDENOTE: is thé dog also mágic We will havé to wait fór The Lake Housé 2: In Tha Dog House: Full Throttle to find out, but I believe the answer is yes.).
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